Aliens Invade Citi Field

Reports of extra terrestrials encounters are pouring in say officials.  Sightings took place yesterday during the  auto show at New York's Citi Field.  Strange creatures were seen moving through the crowd and performing ritual dances on platforms.

"They seemed to enjoy attention" said Jonathan Lin, a 32 year old guest who claims a life form with telescopic limbs and blinking lights on his or her torso befriended him and posed for photos.

There were no reported abductions or cavity probes.

 
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Jennifer Lopez threw a huge birthday bash for hubby Marc Anthony at the Bowery Hotel. As part of her plan to create a glamorous Havana casino she chose our fab silver and white showgirl costumes to go with the theme.

I spotted a statuesque drag queen in the audience and was about to offer her a job when I realized that it was Kimora Lee Simmons. Wow, that woman sure is tall!