Send in the Clownz:

The Standard New York  commissioned Screaming Queens to devise some innovative characters to ring in the New Year. We, of course, delivered 8 foot tall clowns from outer space.  Wouldn't you? 

Aliens Invade Citi Field

Reports of extra terrestrials encounters are pouring in say officials.  Sightings took place yesterday during the  auto show at New York's Citi Field.  Strange creatures were seen moving through the crowd and performing ritual dances on platforms.

"They seemed to enjoy attention" said Jonathan Lin, a 32 year old guest who claims a life form with telescopic limbs and blinking lights on his or her torso befriended him and posed for photos.

There were no reported abductions or cavity probes.

 
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Three Supermodels hit the town!

Last night Miss Understood, Rainblo, and model Kim Stolz appeared the 4th annual Living Beyond Belief Butterfly Awards at Slate Plus in Chelsea. Which one is the prettiest?